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Post by Daigon on Sept 19, 2006 22:25:47 GMT -5
Kae'noks ship came to a slow float outside of where there was once a planet called Namek.Laughing as he looked at he he couldn't help but sneer."Those toads got what they deserved...I have to hand it to that guy Damian.....i like his style."Kae'nok put on a helmet that contained oxygen as he opened the door and floated from his ship making sure to border it to a large rock and make a mental note of what it looked like/where it was headed/etc. so that there was no chance in him loosing it.Jumping onto a large chunck of rock he activated his Dragon radar.it was blipping faintly as he stood on the large rock and then he jumped easily to another.It rolled in space making him grasp at nothing and slide doing a split but being stopped by a chunk of rock in the groin."OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"He let out a cry of pain as he rolled to his side and floated through space in the fetal position.Finaly gathering his senses he began to fly untill the radar howled over a huge chunk of Namek that still held an atmosphere and has a pice of a lush clearing on it."Hmm......that's strange...........something must be protecting that peice from the vaccum of space.....something like the power of a dragon ball!"Shooting downwards he landed on the surface part and scanned there area.He stopped as his eyes widened over an immense PL."NO THERE'S NO WAY! NO BEAST CAN BE THAT POWERFUL!!"
((i GOTTA WAIT FOR KAZUMA TO POST NOW!!YAY!!))
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Post by Kazuma on Sept 20, 2006 17:17:46 GMT -5
Ok, lets see.... RIGTHTY!
On the small chunk of land, a tiny figure appeared. The tiny figure had an amazing pl, and was, in fact, smaller... than the Dragonball. It started cursing at Kae'nok in such a tiny voice, that it was hardly understandable. "...You...like...my...balls!" was all that was able to be made out.
"...You...are...my...LIFE!" Was the next thing that was makeable. He started growling funny as its pl raised through the roof. Something this small was made from the explosion of Namek and made the chunk of land its home.
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Post by Daigon on Sept 20, 2006 17:39:33 GMT -5
Kae'nok stepped back."How can something so small have a power level of 30,000,000,000?!?! It seems to be immpossible!!!"Suddenly a man in a pirate suit floats by and only says one thing."Improbbable mate!"Kae'nok made a face before turning back to the beast.......but it was gone.He turned around and as he finished the semi circle he stopped and looked down.The little bugger was there and actually said something."BALLS!!!"It brought its head down hard onto Kae'noks groin making him squeel like a school girl and fly backwards into a mountain.Standing his voice was higher than people as he walked back powering up and turning Legendary."DON'T HIT PEOPLE THERE!!BIG BANG KAMEHA ME HA!!"The little beast put on a berrier quickly as the beam hit causing the berrier to shatter and fly into a mountain.It came hopping back with a few scratched on it.Laughing Kae'nok flew in and kicked it but as he went to fly away his leg held him still.He looked back only to see his entire foot in the blobs mouth.It grinned with pointy teeth and brought them down onto his foot."NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!BAD BLOB! BAD BLOB!!"Kae'nok said this while kicking the bouncy bugger in the face before finaly blasting it and blowing it off.Hoping on one foot her was bleeding bads from it as the little thing jumped and bit kae'nok's.......u dont wanna know where.((Yes like off the austin powers movie!))Kae'nok ran over to a cliff and began bashing his groin off it crying as tears were in his eyes."I DON'T WANT TO BE CASTRATED!!"The beast finaly let go but not before smacking kae'nok's groin with its head.Kae'nok dropped down to one knee before standing and running at the beast."THAT'S NOT NICE!I TOLD YOU NOT TO HIT PEOPLE THERE!!!"As he screamed this he kicked the blob in the scrotum as it screamed and began to writher away."no my balls my beautiful balls! you've ruined them! you and that filthy little dog!(a dog randomly trots by)Oh what a world what a world!"And suddenly it was gone.Limping over to his pod he stopped and walked to the blackstar dragon ball lifting it.'Can't.....forget....this...."He limped back to his ship before jumping in it and taking off.
((Got another one!!WOOT!))
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